At PEDA, we’ve batted the following scenario around for a while and we’re stumped. We’d like to hear your thoughts.
Basically, we’re on board with the understanding that eating animals and animal products is not healthy for humans (or animals). If you want to take issue with that, fine, but that’s not the question at hand here; it’s the premise.
So, if we take that a step further (and that’s what PEDA is all about: Taking an idea to its logical conclusion) we can assume that, as we move into the future, the effects of our dietary choices will unfold, with sociological and evolutionary repercussions. How, you ask?
A VEGAN FUTURE
Cancer, heart disease, diabetes and other associated conditions continue to claim more and more victims. The carnivores and the omnivores begin to die off, in higher numbers and at younger ages. The “pescatarians,” the “locavores,” the “flexitarians,” the “freegans”—all these variations on a theme of convenience—they, too, slowly dwindle away into extinction. Even the vegetarians don’t make it; too much dairy (and, let’s be honest, French fries and Oreos).
Mortality rates in all these groups rises, their numbers decrease and their diets become as laughably antiquated as quasi-collegiate white rappers like Asher Roth, Paul Barman or Sam Adams; or, say, the word “hyperlink.” Soon, nobody’s eating meat except for Anthony Bourdain and, oh, maybe Rush Limbaugh. And nobody’s eating butter or cheese except for Paula Deen.
Pause; wait two weeks. And there they go.
And that’s it. Eventually, all that’s left are the vegans.
And the vegans wake up one morning, take a look around and realize that they’ve won. The last and only humans remaining on the planet Earth are all vegans.
And, as a group, the last remaining surviving vegan humans all jump off a cliff, without a second thought. Because, seriously.
This is our quandary, friends: We all know vegetarians. We all know vegans. Many of them are good people. (They’re good to animals, that’s for sure.) But gee whiz, they can be uptight. And fruity? Come on. At most vegan/vegetarian restaurants, the clearest philosophical impression is that good design apparently contains bacon.
So what’s to be done? How can we make the image, the perception, the “brand” of the plant-based diet—and those who practice it—less insufferable and elitist? How can we make vegans seem more like humans? And how can we make humans like* vegans a little more?
* “Like” as in “like” and “like like,” that is.